Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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