I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Im part way to drunk.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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