i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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