Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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