so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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