At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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