wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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