Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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