I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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