"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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