A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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