U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So many bounce houses so little time
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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