you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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