UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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