I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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