I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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