i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
