i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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