lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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