I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Panties = found
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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