Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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