Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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