I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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