They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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