just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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