I hope mine doesn't look like that
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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