Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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