It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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