I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we're making bets on your personal life
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.