I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.