it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Sorry about my life...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Help. Why am I so naked?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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