singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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