it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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