problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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