Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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