I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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