So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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