I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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