Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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