I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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