dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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