I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
