you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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