dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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