All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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