Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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