Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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