so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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