Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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