but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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