Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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