do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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