youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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