belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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