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(847): View more from Illinois

I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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(847): I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto. http://tfl.nu/j5p7

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(810): View more from Michigan

I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.

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(810): I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck. http://tfl.nu/kfpi

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.

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(513): I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this. http://tfl.nu/ok35

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(207): View more from Maine

I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.

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(207): I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow. http://tfl.nu/e26q

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(973): i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me http://tfl.nu/lmdm

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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(605): Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester. http://tfl.nu/t8vg

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar

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(812): I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar http://tfl.nu/fo8u

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(216): View more from Ohio

Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing

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(216): Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing http://tfl.nu/jpc8

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(316): View more from Kansas

This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.

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(316): This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc. http://tfl.nu/hh26

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout

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(732): I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout http://tfl.nu/4dgw

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(706): View more from Georgia

You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.

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(706): You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT. http://tfl.nu/osv9

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(302): View more from Delaware

The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.

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(302): The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number. http://tfl.nu/o057

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp

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(608): there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp http://tfl.nu/655k

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(914): View more from New York

He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.

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(914): He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast. http://tfl.nu/061g

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(206): View more from Washington

You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.

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(206): You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose. http://tfl.nu/ks8l

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