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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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