i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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