AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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