I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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