Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
